Big Linux Laptop

(sung to "Big Yellow Taxi", original lyrics by Joni Mitchell)

parody lyrics by Patrick G Horneker

They fixed my laptop
with PCLinuxOS
With a LiveCD, a hard drive
and a Wi-fi Hot Spot
Don't these people seem to know
that Linux has
what you want
and it works
They fixed my laptop
with PCLinuxOS

Buy a new laptop,
install a copy of Windows 7
Microsoft charges people
200 dollars for the upgrade
Don't these people seem to know
that Linux has
what you want
and it works
They fixed my laptop
with PCLinuxOS

Hey Ballmer, Ballmer
put down that big old chair now
Give me CUPS for my printers,
leave me the Wine and Firefox, please
Don't these people seem to know
that Linux has
what you want
and it works
They fixed my laptop
with PCLinuxOS

Late last night,
I heard the hard drive crash
and the big Linux laptop
erased all of Windows
Don't these people seem to know
that Linux has
what you want
and it works
They fixed my laptop
with PCLinuxOS